The Universe Already Knows
Aren’t you going to sign the guestbook of the universe, the immortal pages that hold every heart? You’ve pasted all your pictures here, as I can see from the glossy prints, matte backgrounds, and old sepia. Your writing is here, too, and look how it’s done, so imaginative and original! Why, some might think that you had actually died a while ago, as your discussions on the subject are eerily close to the truth. This is brilliant, I tell you, stunning and colorful, creative and with a certain ambiance that allows one to experience it too. Yes, I believe that you must sign this page; you have worked so very hard on it. Look there at the detail, and that video of you dancing. Oh, you were exquisite, rapturous, one-of-a-kind amazing. Yes, I see it now, and there, one little corner left. Please, sign your name. The universe must know of the great triumphs of your life. This is eternal, a classic. Here, an imaginary dotted line, just waiting for you to gallantly sign. Good, there you go, you’ve got it now. Just pick up the pen, form the letters, and, oh, what’s that? You aren’t signing your name, why aren’t you signing your name? Oh, no! Stop, you’ll rip it! No, don’t rip that masterpiece, it’s so amazing, so grand, so fine, so—
And the paper falls to the cold hard floor, barren of life. It crumbles into tiny piles of dust as a handsome man bends down to run his fingers through the powder, trying to scrape it up, to press it flat into a rectangle, but he fails. He weeps into his hands, pressing them into his eyes, because he is a man and men don’t cry. He tries again to reform the paper, and the dust specks stick to his tearstained fingers, the beautiful life grasping his hands, pretending that it’s gray and dull and useless. He cradles his palms, holding the dust inside.
He looks up into the eyes of a beautiful woman, a solemn gaze too old for the face. She says to him, “This life has still been lived. There are still memories. There are still words to tell stories. There are still people, even if every last piece of paper were to crumble. The universe can learn nothing from this, because the universe already knows. It is simply waiting for us to figure it out on our own.

